Mallam Akpos bought a $6 million bullet-proof SUV.
He travelled from Bauchi to Abuja and he was accosted by armed robbers.
They opened fire on the vehicle and all the bullets bounced off.
Mallam Akpos rained curses on the bandits; ”Shege!, Dan Iska!!, Dan Bura uba!!!”.
The armed bandits shouted, that they couldn’t hear him.
So Mallam Akpos rolled down his glass so that they could hear him!
He was buried last week!
RIP Mallam. loolz
Hahahahaha! RIP.
Na so. Hahah